KFC just announce the Internet Escape Pod, a special dome-shaped tent that’s made specifically to disrupt the internet coming to and from your devices.
The dome is made from steel frame and stainless steel mesh cage, a golden-brown drumstick for a door handle and a huge Colonel Sanders on top that’s made from 8 pound high-density architectural foam and enamel paint. KFC only offers one model and will be available starting this Cyber Monday with a retail price of $10,000, that’s right the whole thing will cost you at least a kidney and a limb.
Escape from Cyber Monday with our one-of-a-kind Internet Escape Pod. Let Colonel Sanders and his protective dome help take you back to a simpler, internet-free time. https://t.co/3oIcv6NDtY pic.twitter.com/6sYqmMv7TZ
— KFC (@kfc) November 16, 2017
It’s unclear if people will even be interested in buying this contraption but it looks like KFC is targeting those individuals who are too addicted to the internet that they cannot function as a human being without it.
KFC’s Internet Escape Pod will only be available in the United States.
Last modified: November 21, 2017